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tango gang fights
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miscellaneous tracks
casey parker
justin raymond
joshua lovejoy
others
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'one full hour of post teenage isolationist free noise pop and somnambulist philosophizing sandwiched in between songs about humanity-as-dolphin and giant erections. certainly unlike anything anyone anywhere has heard since lou reed heard don cherry having terrible liquor shits in the bathroom right after they jammed The Bells and lou trying as he might to remember if he even did or not. packaged in total nonsense full color j-card w/art by j.Lo, it's a beautiful thing! Limited to 20 numbered copies.' 2005. |
SIDE A
1. Boston the Pimp (1:03)
Shovin his cane up your little lane, sayin your name, with a cane, he's a pimp, pppimp, pimp, pppimp, Boston, boston, boston, he's a pimp, pppimp, etc, etc piiiimp. Boston is his name pimpin is his game Shovin his cane up your little lane For those who aren't new to this ballgame it's like throwin a hotdog down a hallway. He's a pimp boston, he's a pimp, boston, he's a pimp, boston.
Written/vocals by Justin, guitar by Casey
2. ...Eagle... (0:03)
3. Onion (0:42)
Onion, Onion, Why do you smell? Onions smell like Paul Bunyan He chopped up logs he ate some hogs he loved his bacon with a side of onion. He washed his clothes with tide, down at the riverside; onion flavored tide... Onion, Onion, Why do you smell? Why do you smell like Onion?
Written/sung by Casey & Justin, keyboard by Justin, guitar by Casey
4. Mr. Jellyfish (0:03)
5. To Use Josh (1:02)
Synth and screaming by Josh
6. Guitar Attack (0:42)
Hey Mr. Guitar, why don't you come out and play with me? Hey wait. Stay there. Don't get up. Don't burst your strings for me. Whoa whoa whoa. Whoa whoa whoa. Stay right there. You're scaring me. You're scaring, me, you're scaring me. Guitar, guitar, keep away. Keep away. Keep... ah... awwahhhgh...
Vocals by Justin, guitar by Casey
7. My Little Printer (1:07)
My little printer. You are so good to me. My little printer. Spits out paper with glee. My little printer. You make me happy. Then one day somethin happened to you. Not sure what it was but it affected me too. Couldn't bear to see my little baby chokin. Sputterin and coughin like it was just tokin. Perhaps the letters were too much to handle. Perhaps it was the pictures of the Sonic Youth candle. Maybe you just had a massive heart failure. A hemmorhage, a stroke, somethin sure nailed ya. My little printer - you were so good to me. My little printer - spat blood out at me. My little printer - you made me so happy.
Written by Justin, vocals by Josh & Casey, guitar by Casey
8. Erection (1:04)
Our first hard song.
I'm gonna wank in your general direction, yeah I'll jerk it in your general direction. I've got a 36 inch erection that I'll wank in your general direction. I'm gonna spank this here erection. I'm gonna shoot it in your general direction. I'm going out of my big erection and it splattered in your general direction. Now I'm running in the other direction. I'm gonna run away with half an erection. I'm running fast in the other direction. Oh fuck I tripped over my giant erection. You're sawing through my damned erection. Not a doctor but a surgical correction. Yeah you're causing pain to my bleeding erection - and now you sell it in the ground meat section!
Written by Casey, vocals by Justin, guitar by Casey, synth by Josh
9. Why Are You Alone? (1:01)
There are two versions of this out there.
There's that girl she catches your eye she is so beautiful, makes you wanna cry. There's a special air about her don't know what it means but you wanna talk to her even if its just about her jeans. You hope she'll talk to you - you won't talk to her. Probably not gonna happen but maybe next time. Hopefully, hopefully, hopin...that this will be the moment but most likely it's not. But you'll try again and think the same thing and maybe someday you'll do something and probably not... fuck.
Written/vocals by Justin, guitar by Casey
10. My Cats (0:58)
Sing it together! Yeah I'm flyin through space and I saw a red glare. Here came a fire truck flyin' in midair! MIDAIR, MIDAIR, MIDAIR. I'mgonnawankabunchajellybonapplecartwalruses I saw the hose it was really long it was the color of rose and it gave me this song. MIDAIR, MIDAIR, MIDAIR. I'mgonnawankabunchajellybonapplecartwalruses The solar system - so awesome - with cows and fruitcakes. E-e-e-everywhere, it's awesome - like my cats!
Written by Jenna, vocals by Justin & Jenna, guitar by Casey
11. Touching 6th (0:43)
Written/vocals/guitar by Casey
12. ...God... (0:06)
13. Dolphins (1:39)
We're all dolphins. Dolphins are all we are. We are all dolphins. We are all dolphins, we are all dolphins. Not marmassets or giant snails or even pandas or monkeys, we are all dolphins. We are, we are, we are, we are! Are we? The dolphins are very smarter than us! We are! Aren't we? The dolphins are very happier than us! We are! Aren't we? Dolphins! We are what we are! We are humans! We may wish we were dolphins! With a world without humans - with their damn nets catching tuna! We are all dolphins. Dolphins are all we are. We are all dolphins, we are all dolphins. Not marmassets or giant snails or even pandas or monkeys, we are all dolphins. We are, we are, we are, we are!
Vocals by Casey & Josh, guitar by Casey
14. Chex Mix (1:07)
I like Chex Mix. It's full of squares and little sticks. Some are saltier than others some are really sweet. You might even meet the variety of cheese. Life's a little bit like Chex Mix don't you think? Life's a little bit like Chex Mix don't you think? Chex Mix...
Vocals & acoustic guitar by Justin
15. Sea (1:25)
I have to pee. It's such an urge for me. I have to pee. Don't stand next to me. I have to pee. It's goin down my knee. Oh yeah yeah ah yeah. I have to pee. I'll go behind that tree. So free, just for me to pee. Looks like tea - a whole sea of tea. I have to pee. I have to pee. I'll go behind that tree. Oh gee. See that bee? He has to pee. We all have to pee. You and me. We all have to pee. Oh yeah.
Written/vocals by Jenna, guitar by Casey
16. Technique (0:03)
17. My Pencil (4:48)
I can't find my pencil. I can't find my pencil. I can't find my pencil.
Vocals by Casey, synth by Josh, screaming by Josh
18. Blue Hotdogs (11:30)
SIDE B
19. Book Book (0:59)
20. Firetruck Lawn Fuck (0:31)
I remember the name. Of... I remember the name. Of... I remember their names and faces. I remember the names. I remember the missilements.
Vocals by Casey, synth by Josh
21. I'mmagonnagotohellwhenIdie (2:41)
Inspired by Conan O'Brien.
I'mmagonnagotohellwhenIdie. Oh who ho ho hoho hoho ho ho ho whoahoaho.
Vocals by Justin, guitar by Casey
22. Don't Be Scared (2:09)
Don't be scared of the zombie dolphin fetuses. They mean no harm.
They only wish to chew off little pieces of your flesh that you know you won't miss. You weren't really using it anyway right? Just kinda sat and you often chose not to shower. So you should thank the zombies the dolphins the fetuses for being near you. You smell so sour nobody else wants to hang out with you.
Vocals & percussion by Josh, guitar by Casey
23. Are Too (1:10)
By Casey.
24. You're Hot (0:44)
Toilet, toilet, in the corner. Toilet toilet also called commode. Toilet toilet I sit on you. Toilet toilet you're about to get my load. People say you're full of it, I say you're not. People say you're crappy, I say you're not. People say you're ugly, well I think you're hot. Toilet, toilet, where are you? Toilet, toilet, I need to pee. Toilet, toilet, where are you ... ?
Vocals by Justin, guitar by Casey
25. Tele (1:24)
Telephone by Casey
26. Medijack (0:44)
You're a jackass, donkey.
Rubberband-on-cup & vocals by Justin
27. Josh Really Needs To Quit Smoking (0:39)
Coughing by Josh
28. What IS He Smoking? (6:27)
Vocals by Josh
29. J.Lo Dead Serious (4:43)
Synth by Josh
30. Boston Too (4:34)
Guitar by Casey
31. 8:00 AM (1:06)
Synth by Josh
32. Fin (1:04)
Synth & banging by Josh
