Biography:
Jorje van Autrijve

History:  
Jorje Van Autrijve is his name, and gambling scams are his, uh, fetish.  No one knows how exactly to say his last name, as his parents passed away shortly after his birth, leaving no one to tell him.  He was raised by his overweight aunt, who was just returning from the jungle on a search for the elusive Blue Tiger.  Every day Jorje asked her to tell him tales of her expedition, and she did.  Somewhere along the line, she was murdered by a group of drunkards at a run-down casino.  Jorje vowed to avenge her death by starting up his own casino and ultimately ripping off the millions of drunkards who try to win cash the quick and easy way.  Unfortunately, after an investigation by top FBI agents Shlong and Long, he was convicted of stealing a whole lot of money from just about everyone.  It took seven long years for Jorje to complete his setence, and he learned a lot about himself in that time.   Straight out of jail and feeling depressed, Jorje moved to 404 Error Street because he saw a bunch of nice flowers there one day. He really is a sensitive man inside. But you just can't deny your fetishes - Jorje could be in a world of trouble again in an instant, if he can't keep himself settled...

Personality:  
Rough and mean at first glance, Jorje's actually a nice, horny man.  He just hides it.

Occupation:  
He's currently employed at a local casino as a security guard.  He uses his appearance to make himself look like he's the leader of a mob.

Astrological sign:
Taurus

Life-long Goal:  
His goal in life is to someday catch the incredible Blue Tiger his aunt hunted for.  He keeps it a secret, though.

Loves:  
Cash, food, dark suits, slot machines, his aunt, pistols, flowers.  Especially daisies.

Hates:  
Alcohol, bartenders, drunks, tigers.  He pretends to dislike his 404 Error St. buddies, but he really loves them.  In a friendly way, of course.

Other info:  
He's often called by his nickname, Jor.   Yes, that's right, it sounds like "whore".  He insists that it be pronounced that way.

Catch Phrase: 
"WANG!" [with two thumbs up.]

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