Humphrey Smackeroo & the 404 Error Boys - Humphrey Smackeroo, the man


	Biography: Humphrey Smackeroo History: Humphrey Von Smackeroo is the supposedly adopted son of two lesbians residing in the fine country of Australia. Being the son of two women, he often disliked more masculine activities and instead preferred to cook and clean. This proved advantageous as Humphrey easily found a job at a Wrinky's Speedy Food joint. Humphrey lived a happy life with his small family and there was never a dull night at the Smackeroo house. His two mothers were, much to Humphrey's dismay, raped and murdered by a mysterious man in pinkish-purple, and from that day forth Humphrey vowed to track down and kill the man. The burning desire to do this (and probably some help from the occasional smack intake) created a seperate personality in his mind, which often is triggered on late emotional nights. This alternate personality is known as The Shmuckeroo. As The Shmuckeroo, his very un-daring personality is changed to something of an Evil Kenevil. He will rush to the aid of others, whether they request help or not, and doesn't rest until all problems are settled. He also acquires the help of a strong steed named Hobbes and the two have become loyal companions ever since they first met. As his normal self, Humphrey recalls no memory of ever being The Shmuckeroo or knowing a horse named Hobbes, despite being caught riding barely clad in spandex on a horse through town on several occasions. Humphrey has the luck of having many close connections (through his late mothers) and often recieves next-to-free marijuana, heroine, coke, and alcohol, among other things. Despite being a simple employee at Wrinky's, he made a fine amount of money selling drugs in his spare time and enjoys using what he has left of it, often with his good friends Reginald and Bigbum. Due to his rather carefree lifestyle, Humphrey could just pack up and leave anytime he wants to. Which is exactly what happens one day (it's a long story) and soon enough, he finds himself stuck on 404 Error Street - a place filled with absurd and most certainly dehumidified towns-folk. Humphrey finds a living working as a chef in a diner and retains his old habits, including his bizarre Shmuckeroo transformation. To this day, Humphrey has not yet found the man in pinkish-purple he is looking for, and he will not rest until he does. Personality: As his normal self, he is quite friendly and fun to be with. He won't go out of his way to help others, as he is afraid of dangerous things and would rather prefer to cook or have a chat with just about anyone. As the Shmuckeroo, however, he often risks his life to save others, and is rather full of himself. He often underestimates people, but due to his confidence he holds his ground quite well. Occupation: Before he came to Error Street, Humphrey was an employee at Wrinkly's Speedy Food. Now he's a part-time chef at the local diner on Error Street. As The Shmukeroo, however, he considers himself a local crimefighting motherfucka. Astrological Sign: Scorpio Life-long Goal: He desires to track down and kill the man in pinkish-purple who raped and murdered his lesbian mothers. He does not obsess over it, but it is something he feels needs to be done before his life is done here. Loves: Obscure art (such as movies and video-games), rigatoni noodles, cats, soda, the color green, hard liquor, Late Night with Conan O'Brien Hates: Morons, excessevely paranoid folk, spiders, the sound of styrofome, the sport of baseball. Other info: He enjoys talking about masturbation and other sex-related topics. Catch Phrase: "Oh, yum!" T.

Biography:
Humphrey Smackeroo

History:
Humphrey Von Smackeroo is the supposedly adopted son of two lesbians residing in the fine country of Australia. Being the son of two women, he often disliked more masculine activities and instead preferred to cook and clean. This proved advantageous as Humphrey easily found a job at a Wrinky's Speedy Food joint. Humphrey lived a happy life with his small family and there was never a dull night at the Smackeroo house. His two mothers were, much to Humphrey's dismay, raped and murdered by a mysterious man in pinkish-purple, and from that day forth Humphrey vowed to track down and kill the man. The burning desire to do this (and probably some help from the occasional smack intake) created a seperate personality in his mind, which often is triggered on late emotional nights. This alternate personality is known as The Shmuckeroo. As The Shmuckeroo, his very un-daring personality is changed to something of an Evil Kenevil. He will rush to the aid of others, whether they request help or not, and doesn't rest until all problems are settled. He also acquires the help of a strong steed named Hobbes and the two have become loyal companions ever since they first met. As his normal self, Humphrey recalls no memory of ever being The Shmuckeroo or knowing a horse named Hobbes, despite being caught riding barely clad in spandex on a horse through town on several occasions. Humphrey has the luck of having many close connections (through his late mothers) and often recieves next-to-free marijuana, heroine, coke, and alcohol, among other things. Despite being a simple employee at Wrinky's, he made a fine amount of money selling drugs in his spare time and enjoys using what he has left of it, often with his good friends Reginald and Bigbum. Due to his rather carefree lifestyle, Humphrey could just pack up and leave anytime he wants to. Which is exactly what happens one day (it's a long story) and soon enough, he finds himself stuck on 404 Error Street - a place filled with absurd and most certainly dehumidified towns-folk. Humphrey finds a living working as a chef in a diner and retains his old habits, including his bizarre Shmuckeroo transformation. To this day, Humphrey has not yet found the man in pinkish-purple he is looking for, and he will not rest until he does.

Personality:
As his normal self, he is quite friendly and fun to be with. He won't go out of his way to help others, as he is afraid of dangerous things and would rather prefer to cook or have a chat with just about anyone. As the Shmuckeroo, however, he often risks his life to save others, and is rather full of himself. He often underestimates people, but due to his confidence he holds his ground quite well.

Occupation: Before he came to Error Street, Humphrey was an employee at Wrinkly's Speedy Food. Now he's a part-time chef at the local diner on Error Street. As The Shmukeroo, however, he considers himself a local crimefighting motherfucka.

Astrological Sign:
Scorpio

Life-long Goal:
He desires to track down and kill the man in pinkish-purple who raped and murdered his lesbian mothers. He does not obsess over it, but it is something he feels needs to be done before his life is done here.

Loves:
Obscure art (such as movies and video-games), rigatoni noodles, cats, soda, the color green, hard liquor, Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Hates:
Morons, excessevely paranoid folk, spiders, the sound of styrofome, the sport of baseball.

Other info:
He enjoys talking about masturbation and other sex-related topics.

Catch Phrase:
"Oh, yum!"